Kiss Me I'm #!@'faced (Explicit)

Kiss Me I'm #!@'faced - Dropkick Murphys

I play in a band

We're the best in the land

We're big in both

Chelsey and France

I play one mean guitar

And then score at the bar

There's a line o'chicks

Waitin' for their chance

So c'mon now honey

I'll make you feel pretty

These other girls mean

Nothin' to me

Let's finish these drinks

And be gone for the night

'Cuz I'm more

Than a handful you'll see

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked I'm soiled & brown

In the trousers she kissed me

And I only bought her one round

I can bench-press a car

I'm an ex-football star

With degrees from

Both Harvard and Yale

Girls just can't keep up

I'm a real love machine

I've had far better

Sex while in jail

I designed the Sears Tower

I make 2 grand an hour

I cook the world's best

Duck flamber

I take the pick of the litter

Girls jockey for me

I don't need these lines

To get layed

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked

I'm soiled and brown

In the trousers she kissed me

And I only bought her one round

I'm a man of the night

A real lady's delight

See my figure was

Chizzled from stone

One more for the gal

Then I'll escort her home

Come last call I'm never alone

I've a house on the hill

With a red water bed

That puts Hugh Hefner's

Mansion to shame

With girls by the pool

And Italian sports cars

I'm just here in this dump

For the game

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked

I'm soiled and brown

In the trousers she kissed me

And I only bought her one round

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown

In the trousers she kissed me

And I only bought her one round

Eh f**k it

Who am I shiting

I'm a pitiful sight

And I ain't all that bright

I'm definitely not chizzled from stone

I'm a cheat and a liar

No woman's desire

I'll probly die cold and alone

But just give me a chance

'Cuz deep down inside

I swear I got a big heart of gold

I'm a monogamous man

No more one night stands

Come on honey

Lemme' take you home

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown

In the trousers she kissed me

And I only bought her one round

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown

In the trousers (it was tiny )

And I only bought her one round

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown

In the trousers she kissed me

And I only bought her one round

So kiss me I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown

In the trousers she kissed me

And I only bought her one round