Couch Potato

Couch Potato - Knuckle Sandwich

I love my tv

Mondays always been an early night

I got my remote control

Everything is gonna be all right

My eyes are glued

Be still my heart

Now that Rose Mcgowan's on charmed

D**n that witch

Cast a spell on me

You're all I need

I love my tv

With such good shows

Who has time to read

This is paradise

I'm cruising

Along the beach

Driving a speed boat

With Pamela on her knees

Fast forward rewind

Between the two scenes

Now I'm getting road head from the queen

Can the sandwich do for me

What the crew did

For Tommy Lee

You're all I need

I love my tv

With such good shows

Who has time to read

I'm gonna pin down buffy

And drive my stake home

Then leave a latin explosion inside of J Lo

A party of 2

Jen Hewit and me

I'm in love in love with my tv

Britney stopped over for a blockbuster night with me

I'll do her doggy style

So we both can see the screen

Bangin' pink in her pink

And then in her brown

Even Tori Spelling

From the next down

I'll show Courtney my cox

Make Rachel dump Ross then

Show Allyssa Milano

Who's the boss

You're all I need

I love my tv

With my hot box

I could play

And feel for free

I'm stealin' Spice channel

Minus the sound

Swimmin in baywatch

Then pretending to drown

Then I'm going fishing in Dawson's Creek

I'm in love in love with my tv