Make Out Club

Make Out Club - Gym Class Heroes

If I recall correctly

It was the middle of spring walkin' with my boys

Contiplating what summer will bring

We started talkin' about girls

And it was the funniest thing

As I started to remember

Some of the funniest things

See there was ashley

She caught my eye the

Very second that she passed

Me

I kissed her once

Then she started to harass me

She called all night long

I had to buy a brand new phone

And let me see

There was melanie

To have a mouth like that

Should be a felony

Wouldn't believe half the

Sh*t that she was tellin' me

I mean dirty vocab

She used to talk like she was drunk

And after that was tiffany

The one with the cute cousin

Are you kiddin' me

She had a man

But that didn't mean sh*t to me

He tried to catch us all the time

But I was just too god d**n smooth

And I can't forget to mention carrie

But that situation quickly got scary

'Cause after 2 dates

She was like let's get married

Can you believe that sh*t

I had to pack my bags and move

They say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to

If love is just a game that people play

And practice make perfect

Is what they say but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to

I'll always remember monica

The jewish chick

She'd always give me gifts for chanukkah

To met her folks she'd try

And make me rock

A yarmulke

But she looked so d**n good

She almost made my ass convert

And after that there was lisa

She had a twin sister teresa

I bumped into them at cam's gettin' pizza

The greatest night of my life

Schleps to rock that kill to birds

And there was erica

She had the stankest breath in north america

I tryed to slip her tic tacs

But they were scared of her

And when we made out

I always had to plug my nose

And I suppose your know the sister

Shoot I swear by hand and god

I only kissed her

I gotta foot fetish

But she got a lot of blisters

I mean hammer time feet

You think she had walked

From boca raton

They say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to

If love is just a game that people play

And practice make perfect

Is what they say but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to

Hey matt

Remember kathryn

She talked so much

I used to make her bring me asprin

Bla bla bla bla

I'm doin' fine thanks for askin

I even tried to make a muzzle

But her mouth would just not quit

Oh sh*t

Remember shauna

I hate to bring her up again

I didn't want her

That girl I talked about

In that girls a dog song

Yea the poster girl for paxil

Almost made me lose

My grip

And oh sh*t

Then there was krystal

The meth head

She used to sniff like a fist full

One time she chased me

Down the street with a

Pistol

She tried to say I took her stash

She bugged out and tried to kill my ass

And at last we got kimmy

She went abroad

Came back

And broke up with me

And so I ripped up all the letters that she

Sent me

I cried for like 3 days

Then it was back to my evil ways

They say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to

If love is just a game that people play

And practice make perfect

Is what they say but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to

They say I gotta change my evil ways

And I'm workin' hard at it every day but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to

If love is just a game that people play

And practice make perfect

Is what they say but

No matter what I do

I seem to make the same

Mistakes that I'm tryin

Not to