Hairy Christmas

Hairy Christmas - Home Free

Santa's sleigh might fly right on past

With all the camouflage around this place

So we bought every string of lights Wal-Mart had

Now he can see the house from outer space

Shot down some ducks and some mistletoe

A lot of love and a pot of gumbo

Hunt you down a Christmas tree

Thank god mama's cookin' is free

Round up your redneck family

And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Like Jesus and Santa Clause

We got love behind these beards

Wishin' you a hairy Christmas

And a happy happy happy New year

Buy the kids a big trampoline

Everybody gets a pingpang gun

We're a camel short of a manger scene

There's a guy in Texas who'll rent us one

Duck season and holiday cheer

There's nothing like this time of year

Hunt you down a Christmas tree

Thank god mama's cookin' is free

Round up your redneck family

And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Like Jesus and Santa Clause

I got love behind these beards

Wishin' you a hairy Christmas

And a happy happy happy New year

We got the pig we got the turkey

We got the chicken got the duck

Miss Kay's in the kitchen gonna light it up

So hunt you down a Christmas tree

And blow it up for New Year's Eve

Round up your redneck family

And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Like Jesus and Santa Clause

I got love behind these beards

Wishin' you a hairy Christmas

And a happy happy happy New Year