Coming Up $hort (Explicit)

B***h

B***hes keep comin' up hort

F**kin' with Too hort Too hort

B***h

Too hort Too hort

B***h

B***hes keep comin' up hort

F**kin' with Too hort Too hort

B***h

Too hort Too hort

Now f**k around and get a 5 finger hand plant

Straight across your face

To make sure you b***hes understand

That I'm a pimp mack player a*s n***a

Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker a*s swindlin'

I know ya starvin' b***h what you gone eat

Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin' on me

It ain't goin' be that you shoulda ate or bought'cha a*s a plate

'Cuz on this date we just f**kin' till it's late

I ain't Romeo Prince Charming or knight in shining amour

I'm only out to f**k a b***h f**k tryin' to charm her

I treat a fine a*s b***h like dirt

No money in her purse a f**k is all it's worth

Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho

B***h you need to go find a n***a to buy some mo' drinks

At the bar fill you up with Long Islands

While I be all in your face tryin' to f**k smilin'

'Cuz Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos

And if you ain't f**kin' I say Later to you ho's

So if you b***hes gotta plot

You better get gonna get shot f**kin' with Short Dawg

B***hes keep comin' up hort

F**kin' with Too hort Too hort

B***h

B***hes keep comin' up hort

F**kin' with Too hort Too hort

B***h

B***hes be like rabbits swarmin' diamonds and carats

See my car see my house and they think I'm a sheriff

I ain't never been a marked b***h you too ballsy

Wanna drive my car closed up that's when you lost me

I tell a b***h real quick I ain't no Tootsie Roll

All you good fo' is some head and some p***y ho

And if the p***y and the head tight we f**k 'em twice

'Cuz Short Dawg ain't nuttin' nice

B***h jumped in the car asks me where we goin'

I'm Shorty the Pimp b***h you goin' hoin'

F**ked in the car with my pants and my jacket on

Raged about the p***y now I'm in the traffic

Now p***y still wet got my d**k in her hand

Lickin' all around it rollin' through the flat lands

Take her to my strip never p***y whipped

Seein' n***as with them b***hes I'd a tossed the pimp

I use to break hos for Scrilla but now it's down now

I'm makin' bank rolls for real a and rockin' town b***hes

Livin' large for a night turn back into pumpers

When I'm through f**kin' b***hes leavin' with nothin'

B***hes keep comin' up hort

F**kin' with Too hort Too hort

B***h

Too Too hort Too hort

Hos can't f**k with me

B***h

Too hort

Now break it down to the beat one time

Ol' School tell ya lil' somethin' about horty

I'm the East Oakland player lovers are mooshy

I f**k a different ho a day and leave rubbers and p***y

B***hes keep lookin' for some Too hort acts

Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust

B***h might lose her mind if I raw dig her

Get pregnant move her in and make Ma and Pa richer

No more player no horty the Pimp

I get payed divert a cheque and get forty per cent

All the homies talkin' bad hair down walkin' sad

Got the broad livin' with me baby sayin' Dad

S*x played out and ol' horty's bored getting fat

Then my b***h turn into a rat

I could try to mack again but the b***hes won't want me

'Cos I'm all washed up broke fat and funky

Short Dawg is through people call me Todd Shaw

All the rappers who was fake gonna mic got raw

Ugly ho's playin' hard to get sold all my cars

Now I ride the bus and s**t

I had a '94 Lexus Rolexes I sold it all

Now I can't afford breakfast I lost everything I worked to be

Never thought I'd be a trick payin' ho's to serve me

S**t snap back came out of my dream

S**t can really happen if you know what I mean

But f**k a wife biatch stay away

Don't wanna own a p***y keep the babies on lay away

B***h thought I robbed it said it was mine

She didn't know I f**ked her with a dildo the whole time

Star struck b***h seein' dollar signs she think the wad is fine

Playin' games so I taught her mine

Tryin' to play her prayer got caught in a trap

Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap

B***hes keep comin' up hort

F**kin' with Too hort Too hort

B***h

B***hes keep comin' up hort

F**kin' with Too hort Too hort

B***h