JAP Battle (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate) (Explicit)

JAP Battle (Explicit) - Rachel Grate/Rachel Bloom

Lyrics by：Adam Schlesinger/Rachel Bloom/Zachary Sherwin

This is real deep beef from way back in the past

Deeper than I'll put a foot up

In the crack of your a*s

Come on let's do this

Your little pals can witness

How vicious

This Westchester alpha b***h is

I'm straight up malicious

A verbal curb stomper

Since we were toddlers

I've studied every chink in your armor

And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya

I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh

That means disgrace

I'm translating for the goys

Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys

But now we'll see whose bars will prevail

In this beef of two hard-as-nails shebrews from Scarsdale

We've got a conflict of interest

I'm about to give Levine the business

Spittin' venomous hate

Penetratin' her defenses

It's a jap battle

A what a Jewish-American princess

Rap battle daughters of privilege

Spittin' mad flow find that term offensive

Too bad yo

Oh snap it's a jap battle rap

Look

Academically you could never catch me

You were close but no match scholastically

No how no way I put the O G

In five point O G P A

Well speaking of which are you A P graded

'Cause these days you look a bit heavily weighted

And all your book crackin' don't make up for the fact

That I'm strapped with that killer instinct that you lack

Sweetheart here's what you're not understanding

I'm street smart

You mean 'cause you minored in urban planning

B***h I know you

That tough act's a bluff

So sheket bevaka shut the hell up

Your temper you lost it

Aw cute

Like you're gonna lose this lawsuit

Keeping your pie hole shut with be quite wise

Though you kept it open wide for the A E pi guys

And I banged your hedge-fund manager fiancé

Back in college over winter holidays

Bathroom stall at the matzo ball and honestly I gotta say

Really not hot at all

Finished quick rotten lay

This is

A jap battle bane of my existence

You're an fasshole

From golden's bridge

To north castle

Wipe you off the map in this jap battle rap

Bunch you're a curse you're a blight

We were frenemies at first spite

Think your verse is tight

Then you're trippin' like birthright

I'll wipe the mirth right off your fugly mug

And fill you full of slugs

Like a straight up thug

Uh that word is racist

Someone oughta tell you

Like me

I belong to the A C L U

Spare me

I'm a card-carrying member

Plus I spent a semester in Kenya remember

Well I volunteered in Ghana

Well I guess that makes us equal

Well it's settled then

We're both cool with black people

'Cause we're liberals

Duh

Progressive as hell

Though of course I support Israel

Audra wait

We share so many traits

Should we shake hands and erase the hate

Created by our mothers pitting us against each other

For accolades and grades

We were egged on like seder plates

Nah

In summation you left New York for this sunbird shtetl

And now you're like oh audra let's settle

You wanna get salty like the dead sea

Word

But call off this suit or you're dead C-word