Caldonia

Hey, I'm walking with my woman

She got great big feet

Long, lean and angry

She ain't had nothing to eat

But she's my woman

And I love her just the same

She's a fine looking woman

And caldonia is her name

Now here we go!

Caldonia, caldonia

What makes your big head so hard

I love her

Yeah, I love her just the same

Give me that now.

I'm crazy about the woman

Cause caldonia is her name

Can we do it once more?

Caldonia, caldonia

What makes your big head so hard, oh