Talking To The Wrong Man

Talking To The Wrong Man - Dennis Marsh

Hey daddy I've got a problem

Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride

And the way she touched my hand dad

I got this funny feeling deep inside

So I leaned over and I kissed her

I put my arms around her and then

Well she reached out and she slapped me

She said you're just like all the other men

Son you're talking to the wrong man

If you wanna know what girls are all about

You're talking to the wrong man

Still ain't got your mama figured out

By the way son I've got a problem

I wonder could you talk with me a while

You see lately your mama she ignores me

Hardly ever gives me a little smile

So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me

The way you younger fellas comb your hair

Think I need to change my style son

Could you show me something really cool to wear

Dad you're talking to the wrong man

If you wanna know what girls are all about

You're talking to the wrong man

Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out

So I guess we'll just go fishin'

Or maybe head out to that old gold course today

When our buddies ask us about women

I think I know exactly what we'll say

Boys you're talking to the wrong man

If you wanna know what girls are all about

You're talking to the wrong man

Still ain't got them women figured out

Still ain't got them women figured out