(Not The) Greatest Rapper

(Not The) Greatest Rapper - 1000 Clowns

I wanna be down yo

Will you let me

I get real close

I kiss her face real gently

Don't sweat me girl

You're everything I ever needed

And when I'm with you

My heart starts to bleed

I plead and plead and plead

And plead for a little kiss

And if you say

I just got my wish

On the town the night

Will be just right

I hold your hand but

I won't squeeze too tight

I feed you food that

You've never eaten

I think about it and

My heart starts beating

I look at you and it

Nearly wrecks me

I never met a girl

Who was so damn sexy

A week later and some

Daisies after

You get a postcard

From this silly rapper

And it says I'll be

Knocking on your front door

'Cuz I've never loved

A girl like this before

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But would ya would ya

Would ya please be my girl

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But would ya would ya

Would ya please be my girl

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But please baby please

Baby be my girl

I know I'm not the

Greatest rapper in this land

But I'll do anything

If you'll hold my hand

I pick her up and

It's raining heavy

I meet her mom

I say my name is Kevi

I'm so dizzy when

I'm with your daughter

But I treat her right

I never cross no border

We get in the car I say

Ya want some music

She says

So I say

You choose it

Straight out the purse

Comes 1000 Clowns

And I say Oh God

I know my girl is down

We go away for the cozy vacation

Santa Barbara is our destination

Halfway on our way

I start to feel real ready

I pull the car over

Will you be my steady She says

And my heart gets swollen

It feels so damn good to

Even take her bowling

Now she knows I'll be

Knocking on her front door

'Cuz I've never loved a

Girl like this before

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But would ya would ya

Would ya please be my girl

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But would ya would ya

Would ya please be my girl

I know I'm not the

Greatest rapper in the world

But please baby

Please baby be my girl

I know I'm not the

Greatest rapper in this land

But I'll do anything

If you'll hold my hand

Would ya be my sunshine

Would ya be all mine

Would ya be my sunshine

Would ya be all mine

Would ya be my sunshine

Would ya be all mine

Would ya be my sunshine

Could ya be all mine

We're still together

We hang out all the time

She comes to the show

When I bust a rhyme

She never minds that

My friends keep me late

She's cool like that

She'll kick back and wait

Never hesitate to hold my hand

Whispers in my ear

Kevi you're my man

See that's the plan

Now there's no more adore

I've never loved a girl

Like this before

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But would ya would ya

Would ya please be my girl

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But would ya would ya

Would ya please be my girl

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in the world

But please baby

Please baby be my girl

I know I'm not the greatest

Rapper in this land

But I'll do anything

If you'll hold my hand