Never Smile At A Crocodile

Never Smile At A Crocodile (永遠不要笑一條鱷魚) - The Engine Room Kids

Never smile at a crocodile

No you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile

Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile

Never run walk away say good-night not good-day

Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile

You may very well be well bred

Lots ot etiquette in your head

But there's always some special case time or place

To forget etiquette

For example:

One must positively not ever wear

A pleased expression on his countenance

When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile

Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet

And who is known as the crocodile

It has been discovered that

One simply cannot cherish an amicably

Or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species

In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably

Drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension

Of his lips means you are entirely welcome

It is much more reasonably to assume

He is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit

His Hehe

Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile