Illegal Smile (Live)

When I woke up this morning things were lookin' bad

Seem like total silence was the only friend I had

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won

And it was twelve o'clock before I realized

That I was havin'

No fun

But fortunately I have the key to escape reality

And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile

It don't cost very much but it lasts a long while

Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone

No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll

It was gettin' thin

Sometimes it seems like the bottom

Is the only place I've been

I chased a rainbow down a one way street dead end

And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Well I sat down in my closet with all my overalls

Tryin' to get away

From all the ears inside my walls

I dreamed the police heard

Everything I thought what then

Well I went to court

And the judge's name was hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality

And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile

It don't cost very much but it lasts a long while

Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone

No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Well done hot dog bun my sister's a nun