Early Christmas Present

How could you let her touch you in a place you didn't want touched

How could you let her get so close to you

That she could kiss your neck and kiss it gently

And kiss it gently and kiss it gently

How could you take her number from her when you met her in that bar

How could you offer her a drink and then the front seat of your car

And kiss her gently and kiss her gently and kiss her hard

How could you lie to me right to my face

How could your best friend's ex-girlfriend's younger sister's mate

Know before I did Before I did before I did

How could you string me on for so long for just over 11 months

How could I be so stupid and so blind

You know I think I had a hunch about this anyway

About this whole thing about this girl

I thought that it was just a phase you were so distant and so cold

I thought that it was just your age and the fear of getting old

You were so different you acted different you were impatient

And you lied to me right to my face

And your best friend's ex-girlfriend's younger sister's mate

Knew before I did before I did before I did

'Cause if you run into the eye of the storm

Take it round the back

You better hit the floor

'Cause screaming "No I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore"

Till your eyes and your mouth is sore

Doesn't help anyone doesn't do any good

But you'd do something else if you only could

And I wish I could grow up wish I could be well-behaved

But every time I look you in the eye I send you to the grave

And that pretty pretty girl with her nice sweet lips

With your eyes on her chest and your hands on her hips

This itch this burn this pain this draining feeling

Turns out needs a cream to help it go away

So thanks for leaving me the gift you gave

And NO I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore

I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore

I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore

I can't take it I can't take it I can't take it anymore