Jesus Shaves

Jesus shaves joins corporate America

Gets laid off grows his beard back

Stays up late sees a TV commercial

About being a welder makes a phone call

Jesus shaves goes on an interview

Does real well he's got a way with people

Two years on he's still an apprentice

But not for long it's graduation

Jesus shaves puts his best suit on

Gets a certificate makes it official

Now he's a welder wears a big helmet

Twice a week now Jesus shaves

Blessed are the ones who make peace

Blessed are the ones who scrape by

Blessed are the ones living holy lives

And here's to the rest of us who try

Jesus shaves on Sunday morning

Decides to go fishing after going to church

It's wintertime so he walks on water

Digs a hole in the ice and fishes for perch

Jesus shaves the scales off the fishes

Has a few fillets and a couple of brewskies

Thinks about the girl Magdelena in payroll

Decides that he's gonna ask her out for dinner

Jesus shaves for work on Monday

Goes to the office gathers his courage

He's still don't know just how he's gonna ask her

Walks over to her desk sees a picture of her boyfriend

Blessed are the ones who make peace

Blessed are the ones who scrape by

Blessed are the ones living holy lives

Here's to the rest of us who try

She says "Hello how are you this morning "

He asks if she knows if it'll snow or rain

She notices him looking at the picture on her desktop

She says it's her cousin who passed away

He says "That's great " she looks at him funny

He says "I didn't mean that " she says it's okay

And then she smiles and they both start laughing

That's when he knows it's his lucky day

Jesus shaves smiling in the mirror

Magdelena is saying that they gotta hurry

They'll be late for work and the school bus is coming

But their daughter likes watching as Jesus shaves

Blessed are the ones who make peace

Blessed are the ones who scrape by

Blessed are the ones living holy lives

Here's to the rest of us who try

Here's to the rest of us who try