Bartender Bring on the Booze

Take the blood out of an alligator heh

Take the left eye out a fish heh-heh

Take the skin off of a frog heh-heh

Heh and mix it all up in a dish

Add a cup of green swamp water

And then count from one to nine

Spill over your left shoulder

You got alligator wine

Alligator wine ha-ha ha-ha

Your porcupine ha

It's gonna make you mine

Oh yeah It's gonna make you mine

It'll make your head bald baby

I say it'll make your toes freeze

It'll turn your blood turn into steam

FSHHH

It'll make you cough and sneeze

You gotta scream like an eagle

You gotta roar like a mountain lion

When you get finished drinkin'

Good old alligator wine

Alligator wine

Your porcupine

It's gonna make you mine

Meet me at the stroke of midnight

By the swamp down in the wood

I'm gonna make you love me baby

Like you never thought you could

You gonna break my magic potion

And your bloodshot eye is gonna shine

You gonna be scared forever

Too much alligator wine

Alligator wine

Your porcupine

It's gonna make you mine

Alligator wine