Great Big Stuff

Great Big Stuff - Original Cast Recording

Lyrics by：David Yazbek

Composed by：David Yazbek

I thought

I'd seen it all

I thought

I knew the score

But coming here

I've found a world

I'd never seen before

Now I know where

I belong

A life of taste

And class

With culture

And sophistication

Pouring out my a*s

What do I want

I want this

I want this

Ah I want this

I thought

I had a real gift

That penny ante grift

But Freddy's

Gettin' ready now

To give his life a lift

I'm tired of

Bein' a chump

I wanna be like Trump

Two hundred pounds

Of caviar in one

Gigantic lump

Gimme

Great big stuff

This is how

I gotta live

Great big stuff

Uh uh no alternative

Great big stuff

I want my silver spoon

Don't need it right now

But I better get it soon

I want a mansion

With a moat

Around which

I will float

With some vast

Bottom babies

In my glass

Bottom boat

A house in

The Bahamas

Paisley silk pajamas

Poker with

Al Roker

And our friend

Lorenzo Lamas

Gimme

Great big stuff

I really do deserve it

Great big stuff

With servants

Who will serve it

Great big stuff

I don't give a d**n

What it's fer

Every day's

My birthday

Every night is

My Bar Mitzver

Oh give me a home

Where the centerfolds roam

Guccione on the phone he

Got a party going on

And Hef'll have me over

To play some naked twister

Blotto in the grotto

With a playmate

And her sister

Great big stuff

Rap stars'll love me

Great big stuff

Get me a posse a'ight

Great big stuff

Chillin' in the city

Sittin' pretty in the caddy

With p daddy or puff diddy

Or whatever

I'll change my name too

I'll get my hatchback

All pimped out

The Islands in the winter

The hamptons in the summer

The fashion plate

I date'll give me

Hummers in my hummer

The cash to keep me idle

The chicks to keep me vital

The pills to keep me happy

Even when I'm suicidal

Great big stuff

Oh nothin crass or crappy

Great big stuff

That would make me

Very happy

Great big stuff

Bring it out

And make it snappy

Great big stuff

I want some

Really classy ****

Great big stuff

Like a mink tracksuit

Great big stuff

My own personal

Zamboni

Great big stuff

Lot's of unnecessary surgery

Great big stuff

I can finally

Afford to see a

Broadway show

Great big stuff

Gout

Great big stuff big stuff

Great big

Great big stuff

I just want someone

To love me

For my money yeah

Oh yeah