Mighty As Kong (From Royalties|Explicit)

Mighty As Kong (From Royalties|Explicit) - Royalties Cast/Mark Hamill

Lyrics by：Darren Criss/Nick Lang/Matthew Radosevich/Chris Wallace/Jacob Masters

Composed by：Darren Criss/Nick Lang/Matthew Radosevich/Chris Wallace/Jacob Masters

He got to New York City

He had just arrived

He was hungry he was naked

He was barely alive

Tried to make it big in showbiz

He showed 'em what he had

But they all just laughed in his face

He broke out of them chains

Climbed straight to the top

Picked up a girl along the way

Showed 'em all who was boss

'Cause back in his hometown

They called him a king

And it wasn't about his size uh-uh

And I think of my friend everytime that I feel small

He never let his tiny ***** make him forget

He was the greatest of all

He was mighty

Mighty mighty

Mighty as Kong

Yeah he was mighty

Mighty mighty

Mighty as Kong

It don't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk

When you're king no one cares about the size of your junk

Nah not when you're mighty

Yeah mighty as Kong

My buddy was smaller in 1933

Came back in 2005

But didn't make history

'Cause bigger don't mean it's better quality

I mean just look at the Empire State

It ain't that impressive man

I've never seen the ending nah I always turn off

'Cause I'm pretty sure my buddy's gonna live forever

Swattin' down planes and holdin' up his girl

'Cause he's mighty

Mighty mighty

Mighty as Kong

Yeah he was mighty

Mighty mighty

Mighty as Kong

It don't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk

When you're king no one cares about the size of your junk

Nah not when you're mighty

Yeah mighty as Kong

I'm not as big as I'd like to be

She came to my jungle she laughed at me

So I sat her down and told his story

Because I'm an American man

With an American song

Takin' an American stand

On my American dong

'Cause I'm mighty

Mighty mighty

Mighty as Kong whooo

Yeah I'm mighty

Mighty mighty

Mighty as Kong

Spoken

As sure as my name is Glenn Henderson

You can find me at home on Maplewood drive

I'm the guy in the window thankin' God I'm alive

So proud he made me mighty

Yeah mighty as Kong

Now you know I'm mighty

Yeah mighty as Kong