Black Bear Road 歌詞
Me an' RJ an' the kids was on a camp out in the mountains
And we had us one'a them U Drive 'Em Army Jeep cars
Which we rented from a fella
By the name of Kubozke for thirty bucks a day
Buy your gas along the way
Take a rabbit's foot and leave a pint of blood for a dee posit
And he 'splained it all to us how we was supposed to get to Telluride
Which is fifty miles away by way of the regular highway
However
There was a shortcut but unless we had drove the Black Bear Road before
We'd better be off to stay
Stay in bed and sleep late
Pay no attention to the gitar there
Well
We took up off'n the highway and we come upon a sign says Black Bear Road
You don't have to be crazy to drive this road
But it helps I says
RJ
This must the shortcut road Kubozke was talkin' about She didn't pay no mind
'Cause she was makin' peanut butter sandwiches for the kids
In the back seat throwin' rocks
And drinkin' Kool Aid and playin' count the license plates
But they wasn't havin' too much fun a countin' license plate or cars
'Cause there weren't no other cars
We went about a mile and a half in about four hours
Busted off the right front fender
Tore a hole in the oil pan on a rock as big as a hall closet
Went over a bump and spilt the Kool Aid and Roy Gene stuck his bolo
Knife right through the convertible top and the dog threw up all over the back seat
Peanut butter don't agree with him
You see
So we had to stop and take off the top and air everything out and clean it up
The dog run off and RJ says she felt her asthma comin' on
I was sittin' there wonderin' what to do when the en tire scenic
San Joo wan U Drive'Em Army Jeep car sank in the mud
At thirteen thousand feet above sea level
Well
We shoveled it out and ate our lunch
The dog made a yellow hole in the snow and Roy Gene got out
His Instamatic and took a snapshot of it
Mary Elizabeth drawed a picture of the road
It looked like a whole bunch a' Zs and Ws all strung together
And RJ took one look at it and said that the only way
That Jeep car is goin' down that road is over her dead body
Then a rock slipped out from under the wheel and the U Drive 'Em
Army Jeep car went right over the edge of the cliff
Yahoo oo oo oo
Doggone it
Roy Gene
How many times do I have to 'splain it to you
When I tell you to put a rock under the wheel
I mean rock
Now look at that
What you have there is no bigger'n a grapefruit