Banjo Boy

I wanna be a rock star and travel really far

And buy me a big expensive car

And make lots of money and find me a honey

And live in nice big house where it's sunny

With a pool and I'll be cool

I'll always have a gig 'cause I'll be big

I'll have parties and friends and places to go

The only problem is I play the banjo

I'm a post Hee Haw mover

A funkadelic punk rock groover

A cross between Bela Fleck

And Eddie Vedder but better

I'll win a Grammy for the way I pick

I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks

And all the babes will love me to sell out shows

The only problem is I play the banjo I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

I have a Lear Jet and a limousine

And everywhere I go my fans will scream

Hey Banjo Boy we love you

I wish that we could all play the banjo too

And you'll see me on the TV talk show

With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno

The only problem is I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

Well I play the banjo I play the banjo

I say hear me boys here my rhyme

I'm picking on the banjo all the time

I say hear me boys here my song

Picking on the banjo all day long picking picking

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

Well I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo

Play the banjo play the banjo

I play the banjo I play the banjo