You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Darius Rucker (達柳斯.拉克)

Written by：Albert Hague/Theodor Geisel

You're a mean one Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a foul one Mr Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile Mr Grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one Mr Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe

You are as follows and I quote

Stink stink stank stunk

You're a rotter Mr Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched

With moldy purple spots Mr Grinch

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked dirty jockey

And you drive a crooked horse Mr Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce