Cooties

Cooties - Aimee Allen/Motion Picture Cast of Hairspray

They came from way far out

In outer space

She's hard to miss

So they landed on her face

She's got cooties

They've found a place to nest

She's got cooties

If I were her I'd be depressed

Long tailed sharp nailed

Fuzzy legs laying eggs

"Oh no Get 'em away "

In science class

She's like a walking show-and-tell

Her pet skunk ran away

'Cause it couldn't take the smell

She's got cooties

Nobody wants to sit by her

She's got cooties

Don't need a coat

'Cause she's got fur

Circle circle

Dot dot dot

Glad I got my cootie shot

"Come on boys let's stamp 'em out "

She's got cooties

She's just as friendly as can be

She's got cooties

She shows them cootie hospitality

She's got cooties

She's like a living "Twilight Zone"

She's got cooties

"Quick uh can you get Rod Sterling on the phone "

Black white red green

Every color in between

Dresses like a circus clown

Somebody oughta hose her down

Grew up in a cootie zoo

I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too

"SHE'S COMING "

She's just as friendly as can be

She shows them cootie hospitality

This girlie's sure to catch your eye

She surely likes to let her freak flag fly

Come on boys

Let's dance

Let's stamp 'em out

Come on boys

Let's dance

Let's stamp 'em out

Come on boys

Let's dance

Let's stamp 'em out

Come on boys

Let's dance

Let's stamp 'em out

Black white red green

Every color in between

Dresses like a circus clown

Somebody oughta hose her down

Grew up in a cootie zoo

I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too