Guide For The Married Man

Guide For The Married Man - The Turtles (烏龜合唱團)

What we need in the world today

Is a guide for the married man

It's a simple thing that in every way

Will provide for the harried man

Help him not to worry

Assist him to relax

Help him slow his hurry

And spare him of the ax

Such a guide would in many ways

Turn the tide for the married man

Enable husbands to fill their days

As only the married can

Every man would praise it

It's such a splendid plan

Someday soon we should point with pride

To the guide for the married man

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By the side of the married man

Is the lady who shares his life

It will help the bride of the married man

By removing the husband's strife

Every wife is truthful who treasures married bliss

Must keep her husband youthful

What better way than this

Each and every device we know

Should be tried for the married man

And who can question the debt he'll owe

To the guide for the married man

This thing's universal

From Pittsburgh to Japan

And every man can be satisfied

By the guide for the married man