Instant Club Hit

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything

Oh baby look at you

Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux

How long'd it take to get that way

What a terrible waste of energy

You wear black clothes say you're poetic

The sad truth is you're just pathetic

Get into the groove just get out of my way

Came here to drink not to get laid

So why don't you just go on home

'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone

You'll dance to anything

You'll dance to anything

Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual

'Cause you're just another boring bisexual

I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party

Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees

80 pounds of make up on your art school skin

80 points of I Q located within

Know what you are You're a bunch of

Artfags Artfags Artfags Artfags

Choke on this you dance a teria types

You'll dance to anything by The Communards

You'll dance to anything by Book of Love

You'll dance to anything by The Smiths

You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode

You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth

You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid

Europeans who come over here

With their big hairdos intent on taking our money

Instead of giving your cash where it belongs

To a decent American artist like myself

You'll dance to anything