I've Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman

I've Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman - Bobby Bare

I've served my time losing track of the wine

Looking through red eyes at the blues

Holding on 'til the very last song

Trying to make up my mind who to choose

Chasing a dream in a whisky world

Down the neon avenue

And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle

Make you see it from a different view

Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few

I've met more than one morning lying there

Groaning crying Lord what did I do

Hanging my head as I slipped from her bed

Trying hard not to leave any clues

When I start out the evening I'm being selective

But I'll take anything after two

No I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle

Make you see it from a different view

Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly women

But I've sure woke up with a few

No I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman

But I sure woke up with a few

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