If I Were a Bell (Bonus Track)

If I Were a Bell (Bonus Track) - Bing Crosby (平克·勞斯)/Johnny Silver/Isabel Bigley/Orchestra

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I just gotta behave

If I were a lamp I'd light

Or if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

A little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my spring

Oh and if I were a bell

I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding "

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a bridge I'd be burning

Well I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way you looked

Boy if I were a duck I'd quack

And if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

And if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season

I'd surely be Spring

If I were a bell

I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding "

Or if I were a bell whact a star

Popping my spring

I have my sping

Oh and if I were a bell

I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding "