Have I Got a Girl for You?

Have I Got a Girl for You? - Stephen Sondheim

Bobby Bobby Bobby baby

Bobby bubbi Robby Robert darling

Bobby we've been trying to reach you

Angel I've got something to tell you

Bobby it's important or I wouldn't call

What're you doin' Thursday

Bobby look I know how you hate it and all

Not that you don't know a lot of lovely girls but

Bobby come on over for dinner

There's someone we want you to meet

Bobby come on over for dinner

This girl from the office

My niece from Ohio

It'll just be the four of us

You'll love her

Have I got a girl for you Wait till you meet her

Have I got a girl for you boy

Hoo boy

Dumb And with a weakness for sazarac slings

You give her even the fruit and she swings

The kind of girl you can't send through the mails

Call me tomorrow I want the details

Have I got a chick for you Wait till you meet her

Have I got a chick for you boy

Hoo boy

Smart And into all those exotic mystiques--

The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques

I hear she knows more than seventy-five

Call me tomorrow if you're still alive

Have I got a girl for you Wait till you meet her

Have I got a girl for you boy

Hoo boy

Boy To be in your shoes what I wouldn't give

I mean the freedom to go out and live

And as for settling down and all that

Marriage may be where it's been but it's not where it's at

What do you like You like coming home to a kiss

Somebody with a smile at the door

What do you like You like indescribable bliss

Then what do-you wanna get married for

What do-you like You like an excursion to Rome

Suddenly taking off to explore

What do-you like You like having meals cooked at home

Then what do-you wanna get married for

What do-you wanna get married for

What do-you wanna get married for

What do-you wanna get married for