Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around

Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around - Bob Rivers

Hi Santa I been waiting all year for you to come down my chimney

"It's all cold after midnight mass

And the wind's whippin' through the church parking lot

Hey Band your girlfriend's been actin' funny lately

"No man"

"Hey Big Man your old lady been walkin' around really funny

Like she's been with a really big man "

"Yeah"

"Oh man that's not good

You guys been finding Christmas cookie crumbs in your bed

And maybe a red stocking cap in the bathroom that ain't yours

Oh man

I think I know what's goin' on around here "

You better watch out for that holiday guy

You shouldn't go out

I'm tellin' you why

Santa Claus is foolin' around

Santa's out North Polin' around

Santa Claus is foolin' around

He's checkin' his list

He's grabbin' his fly

He's leavin' his gift

Then hittin' the sky

Santa Claus is foolin' around

Santa's clothes are hittin' the ground

Santa's with your woman right now

Oh Santa

He creeps in when they're sleepin'

He charms them with his wink

He's doin' stuff no Santa should

Oh yeah

You better get home for Christmas sake

Oh yeah

Better get home and don't be late

You better watch out for that man in the sky

You better not trust that jolly old guy

Santa Claus is foolin' around

Santa Claus is runnin' around

Mrs Claus is huntin' him down

"Booyah booyah

Who's been a naughty girl

Who's your Santa

Who's your Santa

Prancer Vixen Hohohoho "

Is that a candy cane in your pocket

Santa Claus is foolin' around

Set em' up in every town

Santa Claus is screwing around

Oh yeah

Santa's clothes are hittin' the ground

Santa's at the chimney now

Oh yeah

Slidin' in the bedroom now

Oh Santa

Santa Claus is foolin' around

Oh you have to go already

I know you're busy Call me

Ho ho ho