Brush Up Your Shakespeare

Brush Up Your Shakespeare - The Grasshoppers

The girls today in society go for classical poetry

So to win their hearts one must quote with ease

Aeschylus ans Euripides

One must know Homer and believe me eau

Sophocles also Sappho-ho

Unless you know Shelley and Keats and Pope

Dainty Debbies will call you a dope

But the poet of them all

Who will start 'em simply ravin'

Is the poet people call

The Bard of Stratford on Avon

Brush up your Shakespeare

Start quoting him now

Brush up your Shakespeare

And the women you will wow

Just declaim a few lines from Othella

And they'll think you're a hell of a fella

If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er

Tell her what Tony told Cleopatterer

If she fights when her clothes you are mussing

What are clothes Much ado about nussing

Brush up your Shakespeare

And they'll all kow-tow

Brush up your Shakespeare

Start quoting him now

Brush up your Shakespeare

And the women you will wow

With the wife of the British ambassida

Try a crack out of "Troilus and Cressida"

If she says she won't buy it or like it

Make her tike it what's more As You Like It

Brush up your Shakespeare

And they'll all kow-tow