Along Came Bialy (Album Version)

Along Came Bialy - Mel Brooks

The time has come

To be a lover from the Argentine

To slick my hair down with Brilliantine

And gargle heavily with Listertine

Wow

It's time for Max

To put his backers on their backs

And thrill them with amazing acts

Those aging nymphomaniacs

Ah-ah-ah

They were helpless

They were hopeless

Then along came Bialy

They were joyless

They were boyless

Then along came Bialy

They're my angels

I'm their devil

And I keep those embers aglow

When I woos 'em

I can't lose 'em

'Cause I cast my spell 'n'

They start yellin'

Fire down below

So romantic

They were frantic

Then their prayers were heard up above

Heaven sent them

Their Bialy

I'm the celebration of love

Oh easy oh easy

It's max be alin start oh

Fire down below

We were listing

We were sinking

Then along came Bialy

We were desprate

We were drinking

Then along came Bialy

So romantic

We were frantic

Then our prayers were heard up above

It's Bialy

Hail Bialy

He's the culmination

The restoration

The consummation

The titillation

Ejaculation

The celebration of love

Bloom

I've done it

I've rest do milion

Now all we have to do it

Put on the biggest flop in history

That's great

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