You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin (From "Team America") (Explicit)

You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin - Friday Night At The Movies

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth

I had a terrific plan

I thought it would work

Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other

You see

But it all went wrong and now I must decree

You are worthless Alec Baldwin

You are worthless Alec Baldwin

You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen

Your career is stalling and you're worthless Alec Baldwin

Thats why I blew your head off

And your children are all Baldwin

Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me

But also with Balmacks who are giant bees

The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war

So we wanted a new home and thats what Earth was for

But you are worthless Alec Baldwin

You are worthless Alec Baldwin

You f**ked up my whole plan

And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen

Your garbage needs some hauling

And you're worthless Alec Baldwin

Now I must return home a failure

I'm afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling