Oscar's "B" Sandwich

I am going to

Make a b sandwich

A b sandwich

It's an old family recipe everything in the sandwich starts with the letter b

You begin with some brown bread and boston-baked beans

Add boxes of bacon and bits of blue jeans

Boiled boots billiard balls black berries too

Butterscotch broccoli and buckets of glue

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all

A bunch of bananas and a basketball

A beef burger burned till it's black oh boy

A big blob of bubble gum eat and enjoy heh heh heh

Now i'll just toss in this rotten old belt and a bag of birdseed

And this beat up brown battered and busted old balloon

Place barbecued buttons on top of it all

A bunch of bananas and a basketball

A beef burger burned till it's black oh boy

It's a big b sandwich eat and enjoy

Umm-umm-umm-umm

Uh-oh needs more bubblegum

Oscar's "B" Sandwich - Oscar the Grouch