Dr. Greenthumb (Explicit)

Dr. Greenthumb (Explicit) - Cypress Hill

Written by：Larry Muggerud/Louis Freese/DJ Muggs

Hello

I'm Dr Greenthumb

Have you ever had the problem of

Running out of ****

And just can't find some anywhere

Well try my Dr Greenthumb grow tips

I'll show you how to grow inside and out

From seed to clone

And the best homegrown

And if you're afraid of

Those pesky pork choppers in the sky

No worries we'll fix them too

With one of our Dr Greenthumb

Sizzlean screens

To block the nosy pig's vision

Don't believe me

Just ask one of my many satisfied

Clients here jed sanders

How well it works

Hyuh hyuh hello my name is Jaid

And I'm a farmer and I've been growing

Mary jah wanna fer about twenty years and uhh

Uhh with Dr Greenthumb's

Sizzlean screen

I don't have to point my shotgun

At them pesky porkers no more

Thanks Dr green

You're the ****

Yes

Dr Greenthumb's got it all

I guarantee it

Try my book and you'll have

The chronic in no time

Dial 1 800 7 1 3 grow

That's 1 800

7 1 3

G R O W

Hello Dr Greenthumb paging Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb hello

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

In the hills where the trees grow

Wild with **** fields

The ******* pigs with shields

Holding the blue steels

Greenhouse effect with the **** connect

D E A can't keep the

Greenthumb in check

H P S god bless the whole crop

Please god don't let me see no cops

Trunkload ready to hit the highway

Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way

Or we gonna have big trouble that's no ****

Can't be growing without no permit

But **** that I study the 215 trip

That way when they come they can **** ** ****

**** can't grow without attention

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Aiyyo Dr Greenthumb come on back one time

People can't live without the herb man

If not they'd be drinking

And driving and swerving

But thanks to Dr Greenthumb **** grow

In the backyard or inside with hydro

To the cush plant brushing a tangerine dream

Tasty blowing a ******* smokescreen

Cycles of **** are constantly grown

Somebody give me the razor to cut groves

I'd like to stop but it feels so good

Horny plants stinking up my whole neighborhood

Sticky angel I wanna leave it alone

But never ever ever gotta worry from my home

What that funny sound knocking at the door

Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more

Please don't follow me into the sun

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Out from the lab no need for rehab

If I can't drive then call me a cab

In my closet the **** is dried out

Like eiht said ain't no place to hide out

I don't wanna buy no **** from no cop

Get knocked up and they close up my shop

That's why I buy no **** from no one

That's why they call me Dr Greenthumb

The scientifical mystical one

Growing my crops with the rays of the sun

Come one come all and see how it's done

If you see the pigs there's no need to run

Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb

But you never know what be the outcome

You see the photo in the album

The **** is growing like my erection

Look I never told you where I was from

Some call me real but I'm Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is Dr Greenthumb

Doctor your bulova plant needs special tending to Doctor

We need more oxygen we need more C O 2

Doctor Dr Greenthumb you're needed

Doctor is da yeah

Doctor