What If?

What If? - Fredrika Stahl

What if I told you that I did it again

That I accidentally cheated on you with your best friend

What if I say he's so much better than you

That I have to hold him prisoner the whole night through

I didn't say I did so don't think I would do

But if I did do then what would you do

What if I told you that I lied from the start

That I don't actually have a master in modern art

What if I told you that I can't stand your mum

That I think your brother's hot and your sister's dumb

I didn't say I did so don't think I would do

But if I did do are we through

What if I told you Rose is not my real name

That I find your nose crooked and your joke lame

What if I told you that I was in it for the money

That I just can't stand it when you call me honey-bunny

I didn't say I did so don't think I would do

But if I did do would it be me and you

Don't just stand there did you hear what I just said

Yell or cry hit me hard in the head

You're the one who should be angry

Yet I'm the one pulling my hair

So won't you just please show that you care

That doesn't mean I do

What if I told you I set your car on fire

'Cause you didn't react when I slashed all your tires

What if I say I never went to that shrink

'Cause I solve all my problems by poisoning your drinks

I didn't say I did so don't you think I would do

But since I did do well I guess you're through

Don't just lie there did you hear what I just said

Shout or cry or I'll hit you hard in the head

You're the one who should be angry yet I'm the one pulling my hair

So won't you just please show that you care

That doesn't mean I do

There's no more me and you