I Shoulda Used A Rubba (Explicit)

I Shoulda Used A Rubba (Explicit) - Big L

Written by：L. Coleman/A. Best

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

Yo one hot summer night after ballin hard

I went to the phone booth with my callin' card

And called up joel yeah you know L

I told her come to the crib yo mother f**k a hotel

She said she was gonna come at ten

The b*tch came but one problem she brought a friend

You know I'm not a rude brother yo

But I let Joel

Let it slammed the door on that other ho

So we was sittin in the livin' room kickin it

And all I thought about was stickin' it

She was mean coz' you know

I wouldn't f**k wit a sleazy hoe

Yo we was coolin watching some TV show

I was crackin sex jokes tryin' to get the puss'

And this b*tch was kickin' scripts beatin round the bush

Talkin 'bout rhyme for me L man f**k rhyming

Coz' my dick is hard enough to cut diamonds

I said I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease

Ayyo coz' big l's quick to tell a b*tch leave

Ayyo my game started f**kin' wit her head soon

Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom

I knocked the boots from New York to Santa fe

And that b*tch burnt me like a Gamma ray

I caught a cab on 139 Lenox

Ayyo I took it to the neighborhood clinic

Because she gave me gonorrhea

Yo I'mma kill that b*tch the next time that I see her

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

One afternoon I was cruising on the westside

Bumpin' my system lounging back in a fresh ride

Hoes be hotter than a sauna

So I put the system on Max

And bumped my sh*t on the corner

I saw this girl walkin' by who was hype as hell

She was mad point blank she was right for L

But she tried to play me like a statue black

I said sweeheart what's your name

I gotta man I ain't ask you that

She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich

You won't be able to switch I said f**k you b*tch

Another girl walked by I port

Excuse me what's your name she said Lorraine what's yours

Ayyo game I kicked well

I said honey my names Lamont but I'm known as big L

I was looking smooth with the jewelry

She said L's for Lamont but what's the big for you'll see

Ayyo my pockets was extra thick

So what you doin' later oh nothing then let's catch a flick

Yeah I bagged that ho well

Took her to the triple M movies meal and motel

And when it comes to this I'm a professor

I didn't molest her I caressed her undressed her then sexed her

But I must be getting bolder

Coz' I didn't put a helmet on my mother f**king soldier

I started stickin up quick

And the next time I took a leak

A motherf**kin' flame shot out my dick

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it

And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic

Ayyo L these b*tches be burnin'

The dog sh*t outta niggas know what I'm sayin'

Who you tellin' man

These b*tches nowadays'd have a ni**a dick drippin' lava

You know what I'm sayin' ayyo these b*tches'll have a ni**a

Give a ni**a's balls a heat rash or somethin' man

Okay

Man f**kin' with these hoes without a rubber nowadays

Is like bungee jumpin' with a rope around your neck

That's like playin' that's like playin'

Russian roulette with a shotgun

Ayyo word ayyo ayyo man f**k a rubber man

I'm a start puttin' balloons on my dick dog ayyo

I'm a start puttin' suntan lotion on my dick or somethin'