There's A Small Hotel

I'd like to get away

Junior

Somewhere alone with you

It could be oh

So gay

Junior

You need a laugh

Or two

A certain place I know

Frankie

Where funny people can have fun

That's where the two will go

Darling

Before you can count up

One

Two

Three

For there's a small hotel

With a wishing well

I wish that we were there together

There's a bridal suite

One room bright and neat

Complete for us to

Share together

Looking through the window

You can see a distant steeple

Not a sign of people who

Wants people

When the steeple bell says

Good night

Sleep well

We'll thank the small hotel

Together

We'll creep into our little shell

And we will thank the small hotel together