Can't Get Arrested

Can't Get Arrested - Lloyd Cole

Written by：Lloyd Cole

You've been talking in circles now for years man

Lesson number one is change your attitude

People would like to help you

All you ever wanted was a picture with the queen

Ah welcome to london

When you've arrived well you stay or you leave

Don't you know you're quite certain

Nothing is so pretty as it used to be no indeed

Could you entertain us with a song

With a very special melody

We could sing along

And you know you should be grateful

But I let it pass

'Cause you can't get arrested

But you could kiss my ass

In hollywood yeah yeah doo doo doo

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You've been talking in circles now for years man

Is your foot nailed to the floor or do you like it here

People would like to get to know you

All you ever wanted was a picture with the queen

Ah welcome to london

When you've arrived well you stay or you leave

Don't you know you're quite certain

If you decide boy you'll stay on your leash well

We'll reward you quite handsome

When you've arrived well you stay or you leave

Don't you know you're quite certain

Nothing is so pretty as it used to be no indeed

Could you entertain us with a song

With a very special melody

We could sing along

Well you know you should be grateful

But I let it pass

'Cause you can't get arrested

You could kiss my ass

You know my first instinct's

To kick you now you're down

And you come waltzing in

Think that you could push me around

Well you know you should be grateful

Should I let it pass

'Cause you can't get arrested

But you could kiss my ass

In hollywood doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo