Pig Calypso (From "The Muppet Show")

Pig Calypso - Countdown Kids

Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun

Dancing singing in the sun

Yoo hoo piggy come and dance

Tell us of your gay romance

All day long I sit around

Dreaming of the love I found

'Cause I really love my frog

And when I love I go whole hog

Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun

Dancing singing in the sun

Yoo hoo piggy come and dance

Tell us of your gay romance

Kermie is the reason why

I have this twinkle in my eye

Kermie Kermie shy and cute

How I love that handsome brute

Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun

Dancing singing in the sun

Yoo hoo Kermit come and dance

Tell us of your gay romance

Frog has come to have his say

The pig will never get her way

Bib and napkin knife and fork

Is the only way that I'll touch pork

Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun

Dancing singing in the sun

Yoo hoo piggy come and dance

Tell us of your gay romance

All day long I sit around

Dreaming of the love I found

'Cause I really love my frog

And when I love I go whole hog

Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun

Dancing singing in the sun

Yoo hoo piggy come and dance

Tell us of your gay romance

Kermie is the reason why

I have this twinkle in my eye

Kermie Kermie shy and cute

How I love that handsome brute

Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun

Dancing singing in the sun

Yoo hoo Kermit come and dance

Tell us of your gay romance

Frog has come to have his say

The pig will never get her way

Bib and napkin knife and fork

Is the only way that I'll touch pork

Oink oink yourself