All the Dirt

All the Dirt - Mike Doughty

Written by：Mike Doughty

I believe

If you wanted to leave

You would seek relief

You would seek to alleviate

Sell your house to the banker

Grab your tchotchkes and papers too

Get the hell out of madison

All the dirt you wander through

Go and call the accountant

Grab your d**e and your shell toe shoes

Go and fax your lawyer

All the dirt you wander through

All the dirt you wander through

All of you

Floats down flat bush avenue

All run through

All the weight of all you knew

Sell your house to the bankers

Sell your tchotchkes and papers too

Get the hell out of kensington

All the dirt you wander through

Go and call your accountant

Grab your d**e and your shelltoe shoes

Go and call your lawyer

Of all the dirt you wander through

All the dirt you wander through

Nobody likes you

Nobody you like likes you now

Sell your house to the banker

Sell your tchotchkes and papers too

Get the hell out of kensington

All the dirt you wander through

Go and call your accountant

Grab your d**e and your shelltoe shoes

Fax it off to your lawyer

Of all the dirt you wander through

All the dirt you wander through

All the dirt you wander through