Funky Cold Medina (Explicit)

Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc

I dig it

Go cooling at a bar

And I'm looking for some action

But like Mick Jagger said

I can't get no satisfaction

The girls are all around

But none of them wanna get wit' me

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf

Yo what's up with L-O-C

The girls are all jocking

At the other end of the bar

Drinking with some no name chump

When they know that I'm the star

So I got up and strolled over

To the other side of the cantina

I asked the guy why you so fly

He said funky cold medina

Funky cold medina

This brother told me a secret

On how to get more chicks

Put a little medina in your glass

And the girls'll come real quick

It's better than any alcohol

Or aprhodisiac

A couple of sips of this love potion

And she'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog

When he began to beg

And then he licked his bowl

And he looked at me

And did the wild thing on my leg

He used to scratch and bite me

Before he was much much meaner

But now all the poodles run to my house

For the funky cold medina

Y'know what I'm saying

I got every dog in my neighborhood

Breaking down my door

I got Spuds McKenzie

Alex from Stroughs

They won't leave my dog alone

With that Medina pal

I went up to this girl

She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂

I'd thought she'd be good to go

With a little funky cold medina

She said ＂I'd like a drink＂

I said hmm OK I'll go get it

And then a couple of sips

She cold licked her lips

And I knew that she was wit' it

So I took her to my crib

Everything went as well as planned

But when she got undressed

It was a big ol' mess

Sheena was a man

So I threw him out

I don't fool around

With no Oscar Mayer Weiner

You must be sure you're girl is pure

For the funky cold medina

Y'know what a man

This is the eighties

And the Loc is down wit' the ladies

Break it down

HA HA

HA HA

HA HA

HA HA

HA HA

HA HA

Black in the saddle

Lookin' for a little affection

I took a shot as a contestant

On the Love Connection

The audience voted

And y'know they picked a winner

I took my date to the Hilton

For medina and some dinner

She had a few drinks

I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting

Instead she started talking about

Plans for our wedding

So I grabbed my coat and

Said ＂Baby I'll be seeing ya＂

That's why I found you don't fool around

With the funky cold medina

Y'know what I'm sayin'

That medina's a monster

Funky cold medina