Jolly Green Giant

Jolly Green Giant - Johnny & The Panty Raiders

In duh valley of duh jolly

Ho ho ho

Heard about the Jolly Green Giant potatoes

He's so big and mean artichoke hearts

He stands there

Laughing with his hands on his hips

And then he hits you with a can of beans

He lives down there in his valley Brussels sprouts

The cat stands tall and green spinach

Well he ain't no prize

And there's no women his size

And that's why the cat's so mean

One day he left his valley pad

I mean to say this cat was mad

Now listen around he wasn't gone long

And then he ran into an Amazon

Well this changed his whole complexion broccoli

He had never seen such a beautiful sight corn

Well he looked at her

And she looked at him

And she almost passed out from fright

He looked at her thought what a dilly

He touched her once she slapped him silly

This was something he had never sensed

He looked at her as she commenced

Now listen pal this ain't no fluke

I can't see going with a big green kook

You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant eggplant

Don't let his troubles cross your mind celery stalks

He couldn't get Sally so went back to his valley

The cat was colorblind

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