Funky Westside (Explicit)

Feat Kenyatta

Aw yeah huh

UH

One two one two

Oh my God Tone Loc where you been

Ohhh shhhit It's a miracle

Hey hey whatcha gotta do whatcha gotta do

Check it out holmes

BO BO Ladies and gentlemon it is time for me to introduce to you

The grandmaster the MC that 'oes from coast to coast

The gggrandwizard The Man The Myth Tone Smith

But known as Tone Loc

Yo LOCO I wan you to rip it up for 'em mon

Tell us what it's all a bout rip it away from bloodclots

And do it for the westsyyyyde

I do believe the year was 1966

A young brother was brought up in the mix

And ever since that day was born

Like a mother from a baby he could never be torn

From the neighborhood that tardy so much

I'da hustle and chill and surviving the clutch

And if you didn't know I'm talkin' 'bout the best side

Where the tribe reside on that Westside

This ain't Bed Stuy but it's like Do or Die

Contemplatin' suicide to ride by

Homicides and then it's ova

Ova ova

No rabbits for the four leaf clover

Everything is everything just mind yo' buis ness

And when I handle mine I leave no witness

So when you're walkin' aim straight and keep goin'

The rhymes are gumblin' and the tribe is still flowin'

Fo' deep in the G ride

G ide G ride

Tryna make it to the funky a*s Westside

To the funky a*s Westside

Westside Westside

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Na na na naaa ahhha aahh

C'mon Lemme hear you say

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Na na naa naaahh ahhhh

III remember the dayys as a tee ager

Before the hypeness of a sky pager

It was Happy Days now Who's The Boss

Instead of The Shuffle we was doin' El Lacoss

And it was easy to catch a girl solo

Bust out the gigolo but showed the polo

Before you thought we was coooold freakin'

BIG grindin' dancin' cheek to cheek and

Steal a kiss and you know I'm all excited

Until the point where I can't even hide it

And when you know someone stepped on my shoe

And why they do that And I done had too many blues

I tried real hard to stay cool and calm

He didn't say Excuse me so I had to BOMB

Lookin' at his I was only upset

So I get betta watch the step

Watch the step

On the funky funky Westside

Westside

It's a funky funky Westside

For the O G s' and dawgs know what I'm sayin'

Fo' the insanes to all the rocks

To all the Locs'

I I I IIIIII shot the sher IFF

Yeah I did

But I did not shoot no deputy

Nah

Ohhh no NOOOOOOO

I didn't chalk him

I said III shot the sher IFF

Yeah I shot him

But I did not shoot no deputy

Ain't shoot no deputy

Ohhh no NOOOOOOOO

Illusions of the world and my mind begin to twirl

Thinkin' 'bout a wife a lil' boy and a girl

You can do this when your pockets are fat not skinny

And at this point of time I ain't makin' a penny

Hard times of it so I gotta get my slang on

Back on The Ave where I used to get my bang on

Homies all around still pullin' llicks

Ain't worry 'bout a thang from Officer d**k

Yo they get theirs so I gotta get mine

Knowin' d**n well the risks of doin' time

To run this city was the master plan

Yo I breathed the Aves the block the streets like a diaphragm

Times have changed but I still scrap for mine

MINE

That's how I'm livin' on the Westside

That's how I'm livin' on the Westside

Westside

On the West side

To the funky a*s Westside

Westside Westside