Gaston (From "Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration"|Reprise)

Gaston (From "Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration"|Reprise) - Joshua Henry/Rizwan Manji

Lyrics by：Howard Ashman/Alan Menken

Composed by：Howard Ashman/Alan Menken

Haha

Crazy old Maurice hmm

Crazy old Maurice hmm

LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking

A dangerous pastime

I know

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only so-so

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony old man

See I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now I'm evolving a plan

If I

Yes

Then we

No would she

Guess

Now I get it

Let's go

No one plots like Gaston

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

So his marriage we soon will be celebrating

My what a guy Gaston