Lily the Pink

Lily the Pink - New Kids In Town

We'll drink a drink a drink

To lily the pink the pink the pink

The saviour of our human race

For she invented medicinal compound

Most efficacious in every case

Mr freers had sticky out ears

And it made him awful shy

And so they gave him medicinal compound

And now he's learning how to fly

Brother Tony was notably bony

He would never eat his meals

And so they gave him medicinal compound

Now they move him round on wheels

We'll drink a drink a drink

To lily the pink the pink the pink

The saviour of the human race

For she invented medicinal compound

Mosr efficacious in every case

Old Ebenezer thought he was Julius Caesar

And so they put him in a home

Where they gave him medicnal compound

And now he's emporor of Rome

Jonny Hammer had a terrible st st st st stammer

He could hardly sssay a word

And so they gave him medicinal compound

Now's he's seen but never heard

We'll drink a drink a drink

To lily the pink the pink the pink

The saviour of our human race

For she invented medicinal compound

Most efficacious in every case

Aunty Milly ran willy nilly

When her legs they did recede

So they looked on medicinal compound

Now they call her milipede

Jennifer Eccles had terrible freckles

And the boys all called her names

But they gave her medicinal compound

Now he joins in all the games

We'll drink a drink a drink

To lily the pink the pink the pink

The saviour of our human race

For she invented medicinal compound

Most efficacious in every case

Lily the pink she turned to drink

She filled up with parafin inside

And despite her medicinal compound

Sadly pickled Lily died

Up to heaven her soul ascended

All the church bells they did ring

She took with her medicinal compound

Hark the herald angels sing

We'll drink a drink a drink

To lily the pink the pink the pink

The saviour of our human race

For she invented medicinal compound

Most efficacious in every case