Norwegian Wood (as made famous by The Beatles)

I once had a girl or should I say

She once had me

She showed me her room

Isn't it good norwegian wood

She asked me to stay and

She told me to sit anywhere

So I looked around and

I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time

Drinking her wine

We talked until two and then she said

"It's time for bed"

She told me she worked

In the morning and started to laugh

I told her I didn't

And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke

I was alone

This bird had flown

So I lit a fire

Isn't it good norwegian wood