Bruce

Bruce - The Cast of Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical

Lyrics by：Tim Minchin

Composed by：Tim Minchin

Oh cook

Eat

He can't

Eat

He surely can't

Eat

He might explode

Eat

A single slice

Or even two Bruce

Might have been nice

But even you Bruce

Have to admit

Between you and it

There's not a lot of difference in size

He can't he can

He surely can't

He surely can't

You are the man Bruce

He might explode

He's quite elastic

He's going to blow make him stop

He's fantastic look at him go

I can't watch

I think in effect

This must confirm Bruce

What we all suspected

You have a worm Bruce

Or maybe your largeness

Is a bit like the tardis

Considerably roomier inside

He can't he can

He surely can't

He surely can't

You are the man Bruce

B r o o c e

Bruce

You'll never again be subject to abuse

For your immense caboose

She'll call a truce Bruce

With every swallow you are tightening the noose

We never thought it was possible

But here it is coming true

We can have our cake and eat it too

The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use

No excuse Bruce

Let out your belt I think you'll want your trousers loose oh

Stuff it in Bruce you're almost finished Bruce

You'll fit it in

Whatever you do just don't give in

Don't let her win

Come on Bruce be our hero

Cover yourself in chocolate glory

Bruce

You'll never again be subject to abuse

For your immense caboose

She'll call a truce Bruce

Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose

We never thought it was possible

But here it is coming true

We can have our cake and eat it

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

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Ahhhhh