I Lost On Jeopardy

I Lost On Jeopardy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there to match my intellect on national tv

Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a Phd

I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night

Art Fleming gave the answers

Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

Well I knew I was in trouble now

My hope of winning sank

Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now

And then my mind went blank

I took Potpourri for one hundred

And then my head started to spin

Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo

Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

That's right Al

You lost

And let me tell you what you didn't win a twenty volume set of the

Encyclopedia International a case of Turtle Wax

And a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco Treat

But that's not all

You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people

You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come

You don't get to come back tomorrow

You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game

You're a complete loser

Don't know what I was thinkin' of

I guess I just wasn't too bright

Well I sure hope I do better

Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh

I lost on Jeopardy baby