The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song

The Laarge Daark Aardvark (Album Version) - Allan Sherman

This is the start of the

Laarge Daark Aardvark Song

There is a large dark aardvark

In the park

They say he's missing from the zoo

That's me folks

And the police are

Looking high and low

But they have not seen him;

Have you

Peek-a-boo

Why did he go

Oh I'll tell you the reason:

'Cause it's aardvark

Mating season

When an aardvark makes a date

He sneaks right through

That old zoo gate

So if you see two aardvarks

Necking in the park

Don't upset their apple cart

Do not be a spy

You're not the FBI

And you should never break

An aardvark's heart

This is the second chorus

Of the Aardvark Song

To be an aardvark is not easy folks

'Cause all you get to eat is ants

(dee-licious )

And all the other animals make jokes

At your attempts to find romance

(very funny )

Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses

Or at fat rhinoceroses

But an aardvark makes them howl

Because he's neither fish nor fowl;

He's like a kangaroo

In love with a gnu

And that's what makes

The zoo folks laugh

All of this is so

And here is how I know:

I'm your friendly

Neighborhood giraffe

This is the end of

The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song