Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat

You're Rockin' the Boat (Original Cast Recordings Remastered) - Stubby Kaye

I dreamed last night

I got on the boat to Heaven

And by some chance

I had brought my dice along

And there I stood and I hollered

Someone fade me

But the passengers

They knew right from wrong

For the people all said

Sit down

Sit down you're rockin' the boat

The people all said

Sit down

Sit down you're rockin' the boat

And the devil will drag you under

By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat

Sit down sit down sit down sit down

Sit down you're rocking the boat

I sailed away on

That little boat to Heaven

And by some chance

Found a bottle in my fist

And there I stood

Nicely passin' out the whiskey

But the passengers were bound to resist

For the people all said

Beware you are on a heavenly trip

People all said

Beware beware you'll scuttle the ship

And the devil will drag you under

By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat

Sit down sit down sit down sit down

Sit down you're rockin' the boat

And as I laughed at

Those passengers to Heaven

Hahaha a great big wave came

And washed me overboard

And as I sank and I hollered

Someone save me

That's the moment I woke up thank the Lord

And I said to myself

Sit down sit down you're rockin' the boat

I said to myself

Sit down sit down you're rockin' the boat

And the devil will drag you under

With a soul so heavy you'd never float

Sit down sit down sit down sit down

Sit down you're rockin' the boat

Sit down sit down sit down sit down

You're rockin' the boat

Sit down