The Cobbler

The Cobbler - The Blarney Lads

Oh me name is Dick Darby I'm a cobbler

I served me time at old camp

Some call me an old agitator

But now I'm resolved to repent

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an idoh

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an iday

With me roobooboo roobooboo randy

And me lab stone keeps beating away

Now me father was hung for sheep stealing

Me mother was burned for a witch

My sister's a dandy housekeeper

And I'm a mechanical switch

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an idoh

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an iday

With me roobooboo roobooboo randy

And me lab stone keeps beating away

Ah it's forty long years I have travelled

All by the contents of me pack

Me hammers me awls and me pinchers

I carry them all on me back

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an idoh

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an iday

With me roobooboo roobooboo randy

And me lab stone keeps beating away

Why me wife she is humpy she's lumpy

Me wife she's the devil she's black

And no matter what I may do with her

Her tongue it goes clickety clack

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an idoh

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an iday

With me roobooboo roobooboo randy

And me lab stone keeps beating away

It was early one fine summer's morning

A little before it was day

I dipped her three times in the river

And I carelessly bade her goodbye

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an idoh

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an iday

With me roobooboo roobooboo randy

And me lab stone keeps beating away

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an idoh

With me ingtwing of an ingthing of an iday

With me roobooboo roobooboo randy

And me lab stone keeps beating away