Real Gone Daddy

Real Gone Daddy - Howie Stange

Well I'm a real gone daddy

In a big yellow Caddy

Well I'll tell you ain't got told

That when you hear my horn

Just as sure as you're born

Well I'll be comin'

Down the middle of the road

You gotta have luck or a ten ton truck

If you should meet me down the line

'Cause I'm a real gone daddy

In a big yellow Caddy

Three quarters of the road is mine

Well I'm a wheelin' down

A-headin' for town

Well I'm quicken 'bout seventy-three

Well along comes a daddy

In another yellow Caddy

And he's headin' right straight at me

Well I'm stubborn and tough

So I'm callin' his bluff

But he's comin' at a terrible rate

Well now I can see that it's him or me

Only trouble is it's to darn late

Well you don't have to guess

What a doggone mess

Well they found

When they came on the scene

Folks came around from all over town

Just to see what was left of my machine

Well I hope you can discern

It's the hard way to learn

That the middle never was the right side

'Cause I'm a real stiff daddy

In a long black Caddy

Goin' for a one way ride