Hygiene Squad

My momma made me join the hygiene squad

The money's bad and the hours are odd

They make me work double

And they make me work hard

That's how they're doin' business

At the hygiene squad

My momma made me join the hygiene squad

I'm doing my shift with a guy named Claude

We're staking out a baker we suspect is a fraud

That's how we spend our pastime

At the hygiene squad

And in the summertime when the weather is damp

My momma sent me off to the hygiene camp

We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents

I've used up all the kleenex

And the money that you sent

Take me back momma

I won't fuss and fight

Please don't make me stay 'til friday's talent night

Last week some german

Showed us how to sterilize cod

That's how we let our hair

Down at the hygiene squad

My momma made me join the hygiene squad

On the nightshift you mustn't lower your guard

The things you see makes you want to shout

Oh god Why did momma make me

Join the hygiene squad

And in the summertime when the weather is damp

My daddy sent me off to the hygiene camp

We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents

I've used up all the kleenex

And the money that you sent

Take me back momma I won't fuss and fight

Please don't make me stay 'til friday's talent night

Last week some sucker showed us how to sterilize cod

That's how we let our hair down

At the hygiene squad

Mymymymymymy momma

Made me join the hygiene squad

The money's bad and the hours are odd

They make me work double

And they make me work hard

That's how they're doin' business

At the hygiene squad

They make me work double

And they make me work hard

That's how we let our hair down

At the hygiene squad

They make me work double

And they make me work hard

You see my momma made me

Join the hygiene squad